Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts

June 20, 2012

I'm so talented, I make myself laugh


I drew the airplane on my finger to visualize what it would look like as a tattoo. I think it looks more like a ship anchor. Maybe a tattoo artist would do a better job. 
No, I'm not getting a tattoo. Not anytime soon, anyway. 

I'm so restless, I just keep laughing at myself right now :) 

Feel free to laugh along. 

Love,

me

June 08, 2012

ten seconds my a**

Have you guys ever seen that commercial (infomercial?) about Magic Bullet? If not, here it is:


Seriously. The-best-commercial-EVER. In a really sarcastic way. I get a huge kick out of that. 
Anyways, I own a Turbo Mix, which is exactly like Magic Bullet. It's the exact same product with a different name.

So today I used it to make a milk shake, and... it just didn't work out. I think it's me, I just didn't do it right. There was either too much ice cream or too much milk. Or something. Anyways, from now on I'll just get a milk shake from McDonald's. 

Think I could have gone wrong with Magic Bullet? Just asking. 

-me

April 01, 2012

Trials, Tribulations & Funny Things

This weekend has been a mix of everything. 
Two of my friends moved to Turku, a city in Southern Finland a while ago and they had their housewarming party, so on Friday I along with a couple of other friends took off toward Turku.
For those of you who do not know, Turku has a certain not-so-nice reputation. I don't know why, but it does, and we made jokes about it all the time. No offense to those who live there, they were just jokes :)

The weather changed for the worse as we approached the city...

It was wonderful seeing my friends again!! I love them so much :) One of them was my next door neighbor and I'd really missed her a lot. As the first night just kept stretching, we got more tired and restless and made even more jokes that were hilarious at the time, but too lame to be explained here. 

A surprise we made for the early birds. What can I say... we're just awesome when we're sleep deprived. 

It wasn't all a bed of roses, though. They have two cats and it turned out I'm seriously allergic to them. I didn't expect it, since I have a cat of my own and I can be around him just fine. But these cats gave me a bad reaction... I ended up in the ER and got an adrenalin shot and a cortisone drop for an hour. Couldn't really breathe. Sounds more serious than it was, but anyways. We blamed Turku for it. 

I still can't take very deep breaths, but I'll be as good as new in a few days. Now that I have a good reason to just chill for tonight, I went and got myself the ultimate treat: Ben & Jerry's. 


Have a great Sunday!